Today only, you can get your hands on Kings Wild's Block of wood at a heavily discounted price. Forged in the fires of mount Cleveland Tennessee, comes a talisman of such surpassing greatness and beauty that its equal will never be matched in the eons to come.
From the teaser video,
Block of wood is a uniquely fashioned rectangular block of low grade pine and poplar wood, formed by hands with hundreds of years of experience. It’s majesty is so great that we put a shiny gold foil seal on it, when it doesn’t really need a seal.
And on that shiny gold foil seal, we adorned the seal with limited edition numbers so that you can tell you block of wood apart from the other guy that buys one of the other blocks of woods we are selling. And to culminate its majesty we cellophane the Block of wood in plastic, because everyone knows the apex of luxury is plastic.
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